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Heard in a London Bathroom

I was waiting in line in the bathroom.  As soon as one of the girls came out of the stalls, I turned to he girl behind me, who looked like she had to go bad: “Don’t worry, I’ll make it quick.”

As I said that, another English girl walked into thebath room: “Oh, but Asian girls take a looong time in the bathroom.”

Me:  “Hm.”

She: “Oh, but I can say that because my friend is Asian.”

That’s pretty much like Diesel making Asian jokes because he’s married to an Asian, which doesn’t make it any more acceptable. Let’s face it. Only Asians can make Asian jokes.

Me (rolling my eyes): “Riiight.”


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